January 2011
12 posts
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
don't you hate it when you're creeping someone and...
Jan 27th
just chillinnnnn
hey, montreal. calm the fuck down.  only in montreal do you celebrate the cold by continuing those tradition of outdoor-summer-festivities with igloo fest. here, in -20something degree weather, “dancing” is a survival technique—the colder you are, the more you flail. the place felt like a club with just some notable differences like:  you don’t crowd the bar—no,...
Jan 23rd
So I was thinking...
lilleskat: … that Drake looks like a manatee. In case you didn’t think so, I put this side by side comparison together.  I’m generally a nice person, but…. come on! SPITTING IMAGE! Plus, Drake sucks. Doesn’t anyone remember that he was Jimmy the wheelchair kid on Degrassi?
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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“Shirley, don’t sue a stripper. She’s a stripper. Life sued her and...”
– Community
Jan 16th
dawgy dawg world
Jan 10th
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embarrassing moment #1
Doing a bad parking job in front of strangers (for what seems like eternity) then realizing there’s nothing you can do anymore to fix it—either leave in search of another spot away from witnesses or put the car in park and commit to the walk of shame. A brisk walk with your head down, avoid eye contact at all costs, and think of pie. 
Jan 6th
What McGill has done for me:
Increased my ability to understand foreign profs. They are always foreign.
Jan 6th