So drunk. At a lesbian bar. Nice.
txt me l8er k? lolz
Calling, texting, MSN, Skype, email, iChat, Facebook Chat, Whatsapp, Twitter, Ping, BBM, Google-Chat, etc. Remember when it was only calling, texting, and good ol’ MSN? Somethings should never change.
He just rejected her pussy! I’d be so offended…– Serwaah Frimpong (watching Dexter with headphones on in a quiet house)
Maybe I should just sleep with him. Maybe he’ll like me more. You don’t know it...– Happy Valentine’s Day from A
I don’t watch hockey—or any sport, really—but I just read an article about an Ottawa radio station banning Carrie Underwood’s music because her husband’s recent trade from the Ottawa Senators to the Nashville Predators. Mike Fisher, native to Peterborough, ONT, played for the Senators for the entirety of his NHL career until his move to Nashville with his wife a few...
Ahhhh my dealer ate your brownie. Would you mind sharing one with me then?
house blend, please
Start time: 8:00pm Location: Ali Whelan’s living room I’m supposed to be writing the first draft of an abstract due tomorrow basically all about ADHD and sleep. Just a few minutes in, I get a little stressed out, a little distracted, and a little sleepy—so a quick coffee run seems appropriate. It’s now 11:07pm. I find myself sipping the last of my London Fog with a...
Instead of studying, I watched Miss South Carolina 2007, Caitlin Upton, on YouTube a few hundred times. I’ve missed her… I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some… people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I...
found a week-old ziplock bag of peppers in my bag...
now the stench of my shitty memory is going to follow me around for the next few days
on legalizing yellow margarine! No, this is not a joke. I learned today that up until a couple years ago, margarine of any color other than what it was coming directly out of the magic churning machine (usually white) was considered misleading and illegal. The ban was lifted after a “secret vote” was conducted much to the Dairy Lobbyists’ dismay in 2008. Apparently here in...
gong hay fat choy!
It’s that time again for 1/6th of the world population to celebrate Chinese New Year! Right now it’s just me in the library, waiting for—what seems to be becoming a trend—the call from my mom telling me to shower for the new year, googling “chinese recipes”, and downloading Mulan II (a sequel?!) in anticipation for a more college-like and student budget...